“There was a girl who married a hammer. At first, it seemed like a pretty great idea. He was the strong and silent type. She found him on Craigslist, and he only cost her five bucks. She knew he was used, but she had a checkered past herself, one she didn’t want to talk about, so that part was okay. Their first date was awesome. She made a huge pot of matzo ball soup and they lay on her couch, binge-watching Firefly in its entirety…”

My story “A Lesser Cement” from FLAPPERHOUSE #5 is now featured on the website, along with some awesome musical accompaniment from The Breeders. Go and love it.