“Contrary to popular belief, mermaids do not all want to sit around topless on rocks brushing their hair. When I met Jimmy, he gave me the Guns N’ Roses T-shirt off his back. I said to him For this I will be forever grateful, and that was the truth. I had a hard time believing that Jimmy would want to have someone like me for a girlfriend, someone who hobbled around on crutches, someone who cracked crabs with their teeth and always smelled faintly of low tide. But about that, Jimmy shrugged his shoulders and said Everybody wants to fuck a mermaid…”
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Anna Lea Jancewicz 